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You’re never too old to learn something stupid.
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Smile… tomorrow will be worse.
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Never miss a good chance to shut up.
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Don’t hate yourself in the morning.
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Sleep til noon.
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Dont run; you’ll just die tired.
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Don’t steal; that’s the government’s job.
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He who laughs last thinks slowest.
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The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
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Never take life seriously; nobody gets out alive anyway.
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Always remember that you’re unique… just like everyone else.
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